Reasons I am Anna:
Sexy bed hair:
Flustered around attractive people:
Trying to be one of the fore mentioned attractive people:
It’s not a real friendship without homosexual moments.
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
"I drink, therefore I am."
— Grantaire, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
When someone talks back to the teacher.